Comments on: Happy birthday, Dad http://www.thehardtruths.com/2010/02/03/happy-birthday-dad/ Hard Truths with Phil Heimlich “seeks the difficult answers where they can best be found: through the pages of history; through our own common sense; and most importantly, in the Word of God.” Tue, 06 Jul 2010 16:19:42 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Forrest (Butch Sutherland http://www.thehardtruths.com/2010/02/03/happy-birthday-dad/comment-page-1/#comment-2436 Forrest (Butch Sutherland Fri, 12 Mar 2010 03:07:19 +0000 http://www.thehardtruths.com/?p=762#comment-2436 Phil, I just received the e-mail attached to this comment. You may have heard of it or seen it before but I haven't and found it very funny. For for many many years I was a meat cutter in the Hyde Park area and served your parents weekly. If possible passes along to your mom and dad and tell him that I said hello and happy birthday. Butch -- Sutherland's Produce -- Hyde Park Meats -- Huber Meats Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' Phil, I just received the e-mail attached to this comment. You may have heard of it or seen it before but I haven’t and found it very funny. For for many many years I was a meat cutter in the Hyde Park area and served your parents weekly.
If possible passes along to your mom and dad and tell him that I said hello and happy birthday.
Butch — Sutherland’s Produce — Hyde Park Meats — Huber Meats
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.
While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough.
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says,
‘Kin ya swallar?’
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, ‘Kin ya breathe?’
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down
her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, ‘Ya know, I’d heerd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it!’

]]> By: Juli Chittum http://www.thehardtruths.com/2010/02/03/happy-birthday-dad/comment-page-1/#comment-2379 Juli Chittum Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:06:24 +0000 http://www.thehardtruths.com/?p=762#comment-2379 Wow, Phil...Belated Happy Birthday to Big Hank! What a great guy and how lucky the world is to have been blessed with his genius. Many Happy memories of fun times with you at your Mom and Dad's house =D Wow, Phil…Belated Happy Birthday to Big Hank! What a great guy and how lucky the world is to have been blessed with his genius. Many Happy memories of fun times with you at your Mom and Dad’s house =D

]]> By: BettyKY859 http://www.thehardtruths.com/2010/02/03/happy-birthday-dad/comment-page-1/#comment-2354 BettyKY859 Sat, 20 Feb 2010 21:43:58 +0000 http://www.thehardtruths.com/?p=762#comment-2354 Hi Phil, Thanks for your reply. I was at the library with the kids and checked the Encyclopedia Britannica. (Check your spelling!) I didn't see anything about this. Where did you come up with the 50,000 number? Betty Covington Hi Phil,

Thanks for your reply. I was at the library with the kids and checked the Encyclopedia Britannica. (Check your spelling!) I didn’t see anything about this. Where did you come up with the 50,000 number?

Betty
Covington

]]> By: Phil Heimlich http://www.thehardtruths.com/2010/02/03/happy-birthday-dad/comment-page-1/#comment-2343 Phil Heimlich Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:46:22 +0000 http://www.thehardtruths.com/?p=762#comment-2343 Thanks, Betty. That's a good question. I think the 50,000 number comes from the Encyclopedia Brittanica. Thanks, Betty. That’s a good question. I think the 50,000 number comes from the Encyclopedia Brittanica.

]]> By: BettyKY859 http://www.thehardtruths.com/2010/02/03/happy-birthday-dad/comment-page-1/#comment-2317 BettyKY859 Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:04:11 +0000 http://www.thehardtruths.com/?p=762#comment-2317 Phil: Wow, I had no idea your father accomplished so much. Please wish him a Happy Birthday from me and my grandkids! FYI, I'm retired now, but used to work as a numbers cruncher, so I was wondering what method was used to calculate how many lives were saved by the Heimlich maneuver. How did you arrive at 50,000? Betty Covington Phil: Wow, I had no idea your father accomplished so much. Please wish him a Happy Birthday from me and my grandkids!

FYI, I’m retired now, but used to work as a numbers cruncher, so I was wondering what method was used to calculate how many lives were saved by the Heimlich maneuver. How did you arrive at 50,000?

Betty
Covington

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